goodimpressionofmyself

This is a stud that knows what he wants. Bigger is Better

fuckin’ love glasses on a muscle bro. speaks to the vertiginous multitudes of shiftin persona within us all

“Aren’t
you two good muscle pugs?”

“Tim…ooh…
what you doing, bro?”

“Quiet!
You are not my brothers now, you are pigs and pigs don’t talk!”

“Aah…
but we’re stronger… nng… than you-ooooh!”

“That’s
what makes you muscle pigs! Now be good pigs and oink for an orgasm!”

“Ahh…
Oink!”

“Oink! Oink! Ooh!”

fuckin oink bro!

Source: rotherhamman

sark4play:

Tommy Majka

posin like a statue ‘cuz that all he needs to be

Source: sark4play

fuck bro. love built, bearded swimmers

Source: spndxjck

jhfic1:

“Fuck yeah, bro. If I didn’t want to fuck a lot, I wouldn’t have grown this body.”

bros just go crazy when they’re all jacked up from liftin. all those hormones through the roof. like bein amped up all the fuckin time on focus meds but that’s just your new fuckin default state, bro

Source: malepulchritue3