
fuk, bruh. feelin’ swole.
lookin good, brah
I’ve listened to all kinds of hypno files, some excellent, some completely stupid. Most of the ones that try to turn the listener into a dumb jock are way into the ‘stupid’ end of the spectrum. Seriously. But now I think I might have found a good one (just started it, so time will tell, but it motivates me in both the fitness area and in the personality changes. If it continues to work, I’ll reveal the source.)
Anyway, there is one thing I’ve learned from both this file and from being friends with dudes who are likely to be described as dumb jocks. They aren’t “dumb” at all! At least in the sense that they’re not, in any way, developmentally challenged. On the contrary, getting all that extra oxygen into your brain from working out should (and does) make you smarter, not dumber.
The reason that dumb jocks seem dumb is that they focus their intellects on just a few areas, such as fitness, sports, and nutrition. Everything else – history, literature, math, and so on – just doesn’t hold any interest for them. They can still learn anything they need to, if they want. They just prefer to keep their lives as simple as possible. They’re fun, and they’re goofy, and most of all, they enjoy their way of being.
It feels great, bros. Try it.
hell yeah, bro. it’s all about learning to simplify, and prioritize what’s important for feelin good and livin long. life is short, man. not that there’s anything wrong with havin smarts, more like too often they can lead to gettin stuck in a place where your too in your own head and start to feel like your detached from your body and by extension the world around you. the mind being a process of the body, it won’t function properly if your body’s not up to snuff. so it’s important to learn to clear your head and feel present in your body. lift weights. go for a run. feel the contraction in your muscles, the ache the following day. when you feel the sun on your skin and the wind on your hair, and feel an intimacy with the machinery of your body and its function, it gets easier just to be and do. there’s less hesitation. less uncertainty. everything about life becomes better, and it makes sense then that you’d become a goofy, fun loving bro.

SPLOOSH ! ! ! 💦💦💦
What a man bod, Bro
nice gut, bro. and sweet jock over the tat

Fuck bro. Looks like you got yourself in trouble.
whadja do, bro? think i wanna get in trouble too

Looking shredded bro
Keep gettin bigger bro
Bigger is better, Bro
blowin up, bro

SpandexJock: Dedicated to hot jocks (in and out of their uniforms).
Fuckin’ unf
The dense red beard…the big puffy tits…yep, fuckin unf!
dude, i uh… i hope this don’t sound weird, but can i suck on your nips?

“FLEX for me”
The command on the screen triggers his dumb jock body to obey, bouncing those pecs like muscle tits, causing a wave of slutty euphoria to course through him, warm, flush, horny…. a few more minutes of this, and he’s going to need to get his hungry hole filled good.
Just flex n feel good Bro 💪🏻
gotta strengthen the nerve connections to your pecs not your head, dude
Caleb don’t ever shave again. 🙌🙌🐻
Yup agree
Fuckn real af man
fuck, man. i want to upholster a chair with you